Sun, 26 June 2016
We're back with a new commentary track for you, Extravaganzers! This time for the John Travolta-starring, pie-singing, shirtless-William Hurted, bull-fighting, most awkwardly paced romantic story-arced, Oliver Platt-filled 90s classic MICHAEL!
Remember when John Travolta made movies that people actually liked? It really happened, and "Michael" was one of the best. Or worst. We really don't know anymore.
In fact, this commentary may have revealed more sinister undertones for this film than we ever realized. Listen and find out, all you Oliver Platt fans...
Unfortunately there was a bit of technical issues with our recording. We apologize, but it should still work pretty well with the flick. And if not, I mean, it's "Michael." He's an angel. He eats a lot of sugar. There's a dog. You'll be fine. Just remember what John and Paul said. The apostles? No, The Beatles: "Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park."
Enjoy! OVER EASY!
Fri, 10 June 2016
37: Top Five Favorite Kevin Smith Characters
AKA In a row?
Snootch to the nooch, Extravaganzers! In this episode the boys mourn two more lost heroes (if...a few years late for one of them), have a heartwarming conversation about nuclear annihilation, muse on President Adam, talk about super nets, ponder Adam's death, and eventually go over their top five favorite Kevin Smith-created characters and their defining lines. We have a lot of heroes at JJPE, and Kevin may be our #1. Who else could we talk about on our 37th episode? Snoogans.
Sun, 8 May 2016
AKA Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am.
Listen up alligators, mama-papas, space invaders, and rock n' rollin' bitches. Keep your 'lectric eye on this god-awful small affair as the boys discuss Arkansas' original state motto, Adam making a scene at the San Francisco International Airport, James' potential dip into The Twilight Zone, musicals!, wrinkles, and eventually their top five favorite Alan Rickman scenes and our most Bowie Bowie lyrics. It'll make sense when you hear it. Mostly.
We lost two of our heroes and decided to honor them as we only know how: arbitrary list-making.
Direct download: 36_Favorite_Alan_Rickman_Scenes__Most_Bowie_Bowie_Lyrics.mp3
Category:Top Five -- posted at: 12:21am EDT
Sun, 7 February 2016
35: Most Wanted Star Wars Spin-Offs
Goodnight, but not goodbye...
Mon, 25 January 2016
34: Least Favorite Batman Villains and Greatest American Artists